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Disgraced twice-impeached ex-President Donald J. Trump is not impressed with the House January 6 Committee’s Final Report. “It’s awful,” Trump tells The Lint Screen. “The Democrat commies claim my supporters invaded The Capitol, beat up cops, and caused lots of damage. That never happened. MAGA people respect the rule of law and would never trespass. The book has so many lies, it’s … Read more
Rep. Marjorie Taylor Greene is a rock star in the MAGA world. The insane woman from Georgia recently talked about the attempted insurrection on January 6, 2021, when a mob of angry treasonous Trumpsters beat cops and ran wild through the People’s House, enabled by traitor GOP ass-kissers. “I’ll tell you one thing,” Greene tells The Lint Screen, “if … Read more
George Senate candidate Hershel Walker appeared in Dalton recently to make his final case for why he deserves the vote of all Georgians. “We got a problem, y’all,” he told a roomful of senior citizens bussed in from local nursing homes. “There are all these vampires out there, and let me tell ya, they’re wanting … Read more
Disgraced twice-impeached ex-President Donald J. Trump was feeling lonely last week, so he decided to invite a few pals over for dinner: white nationalist/antisemite Nick Fuentes, and rapper Ye, a noted Jew-hater. The three men sat in the dining room of gaudy Mar-a-Lago and shared a meal and insightful conversation. The Lint Screen has obtained … Read more
Bull goose looney Rep. Marjorie Taylor Greene has Trump kiss-ass Rep. Kevin McCarthy by the short hairs. He yearns to become Speaker of The House and needs her support, and she will use her newfound power to get her way. The crazy lady talked with The Lint Screen about her plans when the GOP takes … Read more
The Lint Screen has received an advance copy of Donald J. Trump’s presidential campaign announcement he will be delivering tonight at Mar-a-Lago, “where dignity goes to die.” Here is his speech in its entirety. “Good evening, my fellow Americans and MAGA Patriots. I have some exciting news to share with you tonight. Your favorite president … Read more