The Lint Screen, Satire/Humor/Etc.
"Where fake news gets real."
Various things designed to get you to expel air in an unplanned manner while showing more teeth than you usually do.
Toilet paper doesn’t know Donald J. Trump’s ass as well as Mike Pence does. The former V.P. still worships his ex-boss, disgraced, twice-impeached ex-President Donald Trump. Even after Trump’s looney tunes, maniac supporters wanted to kill Pence for certifying the election on January 6. “I honestly can’t blame people for wanting to see me strung … Read more
The dogged investigative journalists of The Lint Screen tracked down Arizona Sen. Kyrsten Sinema (D?) to ask why she is stonewalling Joe Biden’s “Build Back Better” spending plan. Sinema, who has been tight-lipped up to now, sat and spoke at length about her feelings. KS: “It’s just, you know, I guess the spending plans have … Read more
Freedom lovers are showing up in cemeteries to announce their love of freedom. “I still think this Covid thing is a hoax,” says Wilbur Manson, hooked up to a ventilator in a Memphis hospital ICU. He begins coughing, then catches his breath and continues. “And I sure as hell wasn’t getting a vaccine, no sir. … Read more
In the old west, the marshal would round up a posse to chase and track down dirty no-good varmints who broke the law. In Texas, the same thing happens as bounty hunters and vigilantes begin tracking down pregnant women seeking an abortion. “Gov. Greg Abbott and the Texas Republican legislature have called open season on … Read more
Those damn Democrats are at it again! First, they cheated disgraced twice-impeached ex-president Donald J. Trump out of his re-election to a second term, and now, they are cheating conservative talk show host Larry Elder out of his election to the California Governorship. “Gavin Newsom is a big fat cheater,” Elder told The Lint Screen. … Read more
The Republican Party is on a roll in Texas. After effectively eliminating a woman’s right to choose after six weeks and turning the population into money-hungry bounty hunters, GOP Texas lawmakers propose a new bill that would severely limit a woman’s right to free speech. “Texans love their women,” says rep. Barry F. Lunkin. “Most … Read more