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Graham Says “There Will Be Armageddon” If Trump Is Prosecuted

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Brownoser Sen. Lindsey Graham says he is outraged by the audacity of The Justice Department in seizing records from disgraced twice-impeached ex-President Donald J. Trump’s tacky Mar-a-Lago. “If Merrick Garland tries to enforce his silly laws,” Graham tells The Lint Screen, “there will be hell to pay. Trump supporters aren’t going to stand for it. … Read more

Trump’s Lickspittles Criticize FBI For Seizing Secret Docs At Mar-a-Lago 

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Disgraced twice-impeached ex-President Donald J. Trump has a pack of craven weasels happy to defend and make excuses for his outrageous illegal behavior of taking top secret documents with him to Mar-a-Lago. On August 8, the FBI served a search warrant and confiscated 11 sets of classified documents from Trump’s pleasure palace. “This was the most outrageous FBI … Read more

GOP Leaders Outraged At “FBI Crashing Trump’s Beautiful Home”

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The stalwarts of The Republican Party are up in arms over last week’s “disgraceful illegal invasion” of disgraced twice-impeached ex-President Donald J. Trump’s home-by-the-sea, Mar-a-Lago. “The Justice Department has no business trying to enforce laws,” said spineless House Minority Leader Kevin McCarthy. “Merrick Garland is drunk with power. Why won’t he leave President Trump alone? … Read more

“Your Stupid Laws Don’t Apply To Me,” Trump Says

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Disgraced twice-impeached ex-President Donald J. Trump who once said anyone who took the Fifth Amendment must be guilty, yesterday “took the Fifth” almost 450 times testifying in a civil suit deposition in New York City. “Why should I talk?” Trump rhetorically asks The Lint Screen. “The stupid laws of the United States don’t apply to me. I … Read more

MTG To Star on Broadway in “Don’t Cry For Me MAGA Man”

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Attendees to last week’s CPAC in Dallas got a preview of what’s sure to be the hottest ticket on Broadway this fall––Don’t Cry For Me MAGA Man. One of the biggest attractions at CPAC was a prison cell constructed with a sobbing MAGA man inside. The prisoner represents MAGA patriots unjustly imprisoned for their treasonous act of trying … Read more