Pity poor Donald J. Trump. Not so long ago, he was the President of the United States of America. “I was the best president ever,” he claims. Now he is a disgraced twice-impeached, convicted sexual abuser, woman defamer, under criminal indictment in New York City over a hush-money case, and with ongoing criminal investigations in at least three … Read more

Supreme Court Chief Justice John Roberts is outraged. The Senate Judiciary Committee wants more formal ethical standards at the high court. “How dare they?” Roberts said. “Senators have their jobs for six years, Supreme Court Justices are here for life––we can do whatever we damn well please. The laws of mere mortals do not apply!” … Read more

Fox News fired its most popular host Tucker Carlson on Monday. Today, Mikhail Robninikov, the president of the Russian propaganda news network Putie-Vision, announced Carlson would be hosting a new show on May 1st. “We are excited to have Comrade Carlson on our team,” Robninikov tells The Lint Screen. “He will be most important asset … Read more

Michael Dewey of the legal firm Dewey, Cheatem & Howe, representing Fox News, spoke with The Lint Screen following the recent Dominion Voting Systems case settlement. “This case was a travesty of justice,” Dewey says. “Fox News only did what its viewers demanded–– present a believable argument why America’s greatest president, President Trump, lost the 2020 election. … Read more

Last night, America witnessed disgraced twice-impeached, recently indicted ex-President Donald J. Trump chewing the fat with Russian propagandist stooge Tucker Carlson, who was sitting on a phone book to look like a big boy. “America is awful,” Trump told Friar Tuck. “We’re the worst country on earth. A shit-hole. Our military is horrible. The FBI … Read more