Thune says AR-15s “essential for hunting skeeters and flies”

In a startling development, The Lint Screen was able to corner the tall guy always standing behind Republican Sen. Mitch McConnell when he addresses the press. The skinny guy is South Dakota Sen. John Thune, representing a handful of people in the desolate land of Mt. Rushmore, wielding the same power as every other Senator. And amazingly, we discovered … Read more

GOP Says Arm Teachers to Stop School Shootings

Following the tragic elementary school massacre in Uvalde, Texas, yesterday, the Republican Party has finally decided enough is enough. “We’ve got to take some decisive action,” Texas Gov. Greg Abbott told The Lint Screen. “I’ve always said the only thing that will stop a bad guy with a gun is a good guy with a gun. … Read more

GOP Urged Meadows “To Stop The Maniac” During Coup Attempt

The Lint Screen recently published the first batch of damning emails from various GOP leaders to former Chief of Staff Mark Meadows during the attempted coup to overturn a free and fair election on January 6, 2021. In those messages, the Republican politicians show their disdain for democracy and willingness to overturn a free and fair election for disgraced twice-impeached … Read more

Alito says he knows what’s best for “the little ladies”

Supreme Court Justice Samuel Alito caused a sensation when the draft of his upcoming decision concerning abortion leaked earlier this week. Alito and four other conservative Supreme Court Justices are poised to make abortion illegal. “It’s the right thing to do,” Alito tells The Lint Screen. “The federal government has no power over a woman’s … Read more

Devastating Emails Prove GOP Supported Trump’s Coup Attempt

Former Chief of Staff Mark Meadows is at the center of a flood of damning emails before and during the attempted coup to overturn a free and fair election on January 6, 2021. Also implicated are the usual crew of slimy, spineless seditionists and opportunistic toadies who grovel at the feet of the disgraced twice-impeached ex-President Donald J. … Read more