Donald J. Trump claims, “I could have played pro baseball. Every major league team wanted me. I was a natural, like Robert Redford in that movie. I forget the name of it.” That was then. Now, the disgraced twice-impeached ex-president is telling his rabid cult base of gullible loonies to boycott baseball. Trump is angry … Read more

Florida Rep. Matt Gaetz is a familiar presence on conservative TV networks, and with his recent acts of Christian kindness, he’s sure to become even more popular. Today the Republican Congressman told The Lint Screen he plans to reach out and help the youth of America with a new plan for revitalizing education in high … Read more

Donald J. Trump claims Joe Biden stole his presidency. “It was disgraceful,” the reviled twice-impeached ex-president told The Lint Screen. “I had the biggest election victory in history– winning all 50 states and getting over 800 million votes. But Biden somehow won. Sleepy Joe’s crooked, and I was cheated out of re-election. I had MAGA … Read more

Everyone knows it can get pretty hot in the state of Georgia, so its Governor Brian Kemp has created what he calls “a brilliant solution” to refreshing voters on Election Day. “I took a lot of flak when I signed Georgia’s new voting laws,” Kemp told The Lint Screen. “Some people thought they were racist. … Read more

Donald Trump was not a pet person, but Joe Biden is, and the president has decided to put his pet German Shepherd “Major” do his negotiating with Republican Senators on Biden’s infrastructure plan. “I want this to be a bipartisan bill,” Biden told The Lint Screen. “And I know Republicans will want to work with … Read more

You’d think a little girl would be excited to have an ex-president attend her birthday party, but that wasn’t the case for spoiled brat Melissa Amberton of Palm Beach, Florida. Yesterday was Melissa’s second birthday, and her parents were hosting a party with their immediate family to celebrate. But that all changed when three black … Read more