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“I fed President Trump like a mama bird,” McCarthy says
Three weeks after disgraced twice-impeached, four times indicted and facing 91 felony counts, ex-President Donald J. Trump’s failed coup attempt on January 6, 2020, Speaker of The House Kevin McCarthy donned a halo and flew to Mar-a-Lago. “I heard the President was depressed,” McCarthy tells The Lint Screen. “And I was worried sick because he’s…
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Roberts: “I’ll be clamping down on gifts to Justices over $10 million”
Ethics are finally coming to Washington, D.C.! In a bold measure, Supreme Court Chief Justice John Roberts has announced “incredibly strong new ethics standards” for all Justices on his bench. “I’m sick of reading the slanders against my Justices,” Roberts tells The Lint Screen. “The nine of us make up the highest court in the…
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Bernie To Referee Upcoming GOP “Thunda In The Rotunda” Fights
Things are heating up in Washington as Republican politicians are balling their fists and looking for someone to slug. “It’s getting out of hand,” Sen. Bernie Sanders tells The Lint Screen. “These GOP politicians are talking smack and pushing buttons and boundaries. We can’t have it anymore, so we’ll take their beefs to the canvas…
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“I’ve always supported Roe v. Wade– I love women,” Trump claims
Disgraced twice-impeached, four times indicted, facing 91 felony charges, would-be coup leader ex-President Donald J. Trump is livid. “The Supreme Court should have never overturned Roe,” Trump barks to The Lint Screen. “I told them that. Protect the women, I said. Little ladies like the right to choose. But the Justices didn’t listen to me.…
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“The world’s calm. We don’t need military promotions,” Tuberville says
Sen. Tommy Tuberville is sick and tired of being blamed for stonewalling hundreds of military promotions that hurt our nation’s defense readiness. “Everyone needs to take a deep breath and relax,” the ex-Auburn football coach tells The Lint Screen. “It’s not like there is any turmoil brewing in the world right this minute. The U.S.…
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Ventriloquist Dummy Mike Johnson Elected New Speaker of The House
Twice-impeached, four times indicted, disgraced ex-president facing 91 felony charges, Donald J. Trump got his wish––another stooge to wield the gavel in The House of Representatives. After alleged sex trafficker Florida Rep. Matt Gaetz gave das boot to Trump-toady California Rep. Kevin McCarthy as Speaker, the GOP-led House found its new leader after three weeks…
