PD Scullin

I'm a smart ass humorist, ex-adman, founder of ASO Advertising, Atlanta. I will soon be publishing my first novel, SAWDUST. Look for it on Amazon. I have another website of marketing pontification–– http://www.EmpatheticAdman.com. I also once shot a man in Reno just to watch him die.

Mass Gravesite Found In Farmville

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“It’s the worst thing anyone here could have every imagined” said Farmville Mayor, Winslow “Winky-Dinky” Spitoomber. “Murder isn’t part of our social fabric. We’re usually a very peaceful, helpful community looking to build together with a common purpose. Now that this horrific event has happened, we’re probably going to have some trouble attracting visitors. That means the value of farm coins could plummet and we could be headed toward a death spiral.”

Red Carpet Dish

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This is where your feet want to be tonight because this is where Hollywood royalty does the perp walk before prostrating themselves before the fatted golden little man named Oscar and anyone who is anyone is totally here and as glammed-up as thirsty angels going out on a Saturday night bender and look who’s coming … Read more

10 Incredible Oscar Contender Stories

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6. James Franco did not really saw his arm off in 127 Hours, but his stunt double, now called Lefty is pretty bitter about the film.

Barney, Oh, Barney!

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There is an undeniable art to naming movies. The ideal name should be distinctive, intriguing and inviting. Barney’s Version has all those. It’s a great title, but is it a great movie? Well, not quite, but it is certainly one of the better films of 2010, a year that had a hearty crowd of terrific … Read more

11 Incredible & Obscure Presidential Facts

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2. President Benjamin Harrison was very proud of his magnificent facial hair, so much so, he gave his beard and mustache the nickname Harry McSofty and invited guests to run their fingers through it. If visitors would not take him up on his offer, Harrison would pout and mumble to himself until resistance was futile and strange fingers would comb through his brush. Harrison would giggle like a school girl.

Flush The Turd

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Get a load of this: Mark Clavarella, a former juvenile court judge in Pennsylvania, was just convicted of racketeering in a scheme where he and another judge sent youth offenders to for-profit detention centers in exchange for a cool couple million bucks from the builders of the hoosegows. Imagine that, a scumbag in robes throwing … Read more