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The Secrets of Jingle Writing Explained
David Ogilvy (a Brit who did some ‘adverts’) once said, “If you can’t say it, sing it, dude. Sing it loud, sing it proud.” I believe he said this nugget at Woodstock when he sat in with Canned Heat for a set, then wailed like a banshee on fire as Hendrix burned his guitar.…
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Let’s Stop Monkey Sin!
I was ecstatic to see this picture from a zoo in Thailand, which is just east of Delaware, west of Iceland, this side of paradise. It has bothered me for a long time that so many monkeys are living together in sin. While zookeepers may look the other way and ignore their…
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Kids Out of Their Cuckoo Nut Brains!
Youngsters these days show no respect for their elders. In my day we knew that those older than us had a little something called ‘wisdom’ and that was the cheese worth hearing, so we’d happily sit at the feet of knowledge, sniff its dirty socks and soak it in. But seems kids these days…
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5 Great Reasons For Monkey Helmet Laws
I don’t know about you, but I’m sick and tired of politicians yammering endlessly about what they’re going to do about war, the economy, taxes, the environment, education, oil dependency, spending and so on–– when is someone going to come forward with the Monkey Helmet Laws this nation so desperately needs! Just look around and…
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Whoops-eee-day-seeeee! (Pt. 4)
It seems there’s a country named “Georgia” and it’s clear across the world. Why someone would name a country after a state is beyond me (except to fool people), but it seems that the Russians have invaded the country of Georgia, not the state of Georgia where I live. So I feel a little…