Trump Demands Obama Show His Belly Button
The Donald is now claiming that the President may not be a human being, he may be an alien from another planet.
Humor
Various things designed to get you to expel air in an unplanned manner while showing more teeth than you usually do.
Say “Yes!” To Kate’s Wedding Dress
We suspect William’s knees will turn to soft toffee pudding when he catches a good gander at his mate all pretty in pink, ready for a dance and a drink. Terrence Ogden Nigel Cuppenstunce, a noted British fashion designer, says the dress is surprising in a number of ways.
Royal Snubbing
Apparently Queenie-poo will never forgive me for “the macaroni salad incident” that happened when I met the Queen Mum in 2004. It was a joke, but let’s face it– The Royals have never been known for their senses of humor (or “humour” as they say across the pond).
Internet Police Bust LOL Infractions
Violators face serious prosecution including five-inch hot metal spiked driven through eyeballs, Louisville Sluggers ‘going for the fences’ on the kneecaps, repeated viewings of Louie Anderson’s stand-up routines and in extreme cases, beheading and genial mocking.
Sheen To Unleash New Catchphrases
Sheen has confided to his inner circle of sycophants and hangers-on that he has a new batch of catchphrases he’ll be unleashing soon, and that once these new phrases take root, he’ll be seeking more trademark protections.
MCO Ups The Ante, Delivers Magic!
It seems my recent rave review of Phoenix Sky Harbor International Airport (“America’s friendliest airport”) has caused a bit of competitive rivalry. I recently flew to Orlando International Airport (MCO) for commercial production in town, and I’m here to tell you these folks got game. Orlando is the home of Disney World, Universal Theme Park, … Read more