Disgraced twice-impeached ex-President Donald J. Trump continues his big lie that he won the 2020 election. While he forces all Republican politicians to genuflect to him, Trump is also planning his second term. “If we can’t have a coup to get me in office,” Trump tells The Lint Screen, “then we’ll have to go through … Read more

Toilet paper doesn’t know Donald J. Trump’s ass as well as Mike Pence does. The former V.P. still worships his ex-boss, disgraced, twice-impeached ex-President Donald Trump. Even after Trump’s looney tunes, maniac supporters wanted to kill Pence for certifying the election on January 6. “I honestly can’t blame people for wanting to see me strung … Read more

The dogged investigative journalists of The Lint Screen tracked down Arizona Sen. Kyrsten Sinema (D?) to ask why she is stonewalling Joe Biden’s “Build Back Better” spending plan. Sinema, who has been tight-lipped up to now, sat and spoke at length about her feelings. KS:  “It’s just, you know, I guess the spending plans have … Read more

Freedom lovers are showing up in cemeteries to announce their love of freedom. “I still think this Covid thing is a hoax,” says Wilbur Manson, hooked up to a ventilator in a Memphis hospital ICU. He begins coughing, then catches his breath and continues. “And I sure as hell wasn’t getting a vaccine, no sir. … Read more

In the old west, the marshal would round up a posse to chase and track down dirty no-good varmints who broke the law. In Texas, the same thing happens as bounty hunters and vigilantes begin tracking down pregnant women seeking an abortion. “Gov. Greg Abbott and the Texas Republican legislature have called open season on … Read more

Those damn Democrats are at it again! First, they cheated disgraced twice-impeached ex-president Donald J. Trump out of his re-election to a second term, and now, they are cheating conservative talk show host Larry Elder out of his election to the California Governorship. “Gavin Newsom is a big fat cheater,” Elder told The Lint Screen. … Read more