MTG: “I would have burned down the House on January 6”

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Ms. Looney Tunes talks smack.

Rep. Marjorie Taylor Greene is a rock star in the MAGA world.

The insane woman from Georgia recently talked about the attempted insurrection on January 6, 2021, when a mob of angry treasonous Trumpsters beat cops and ran wild through the People’s House, enabled by traitor GOP ass-kissers.

“I’ll tell you one thing,” Greene tells The Lint Screen, “if I had been in charge, we would have burned down the House like that Talking Heads song.”

Greene thinks the people who attempted the coup to keep twice-impeached disgraced ex-President Donald J. Trump in office were “too soft, not nearly tough enough” and thus failed.

“If I had been calling the shots, I’d have had the MAGA patriots armed to the teeth,” Greene proclaims. “And any two-bit Capitol cop who got in our way would get shot. We’d go full metal jacket on resistors. We would do whatever it took to keep President Trump in office so he could maintain law and order. And you better believe I would have hung Mike Pence like a stocking by the fireplace.”

Greene, who keeps a shit house rat nearby to gauge her sanity, believes she will soon be “the most important person in American politics.” 

She speaks with confidence. “I am making Kevin McCarthy my bitch. He will do whatever I tell him to do. We’re going to look into Hunter Biden’s involvement in Benghazi and selling children on Etsy. Plus Fauci’s plot to replace humans with raccoons. Raccoons will not replace us!”

The woman gives a smug smile. “I am the queen of Fox, Newsman, Infowars, and all the legit media. They love me. Steve Bannon is also crazy about me. I’m a media star and will crush anyone who gets in my way. Steve says I’d be a good Veep for The Chosen One, Donald Trump. And I can’t argue that. It’s God’s will.”

God help us.

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